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I think a lot of people need to read this on a daily basis.

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Awkward birthday moment

24 today! Ahh I’m old.

My office moment yesterday went a lot like this…

breakfastsafari:

Arrested Development classic movie posters for Tauntr.com.

"You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. Don’t make money your goal. Instead, pursue the things you love doing and then do them so well that people can’t take their eyes off you."

— Maya Angelou

Follow your passion, a universal truth. It is never about money.

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Tim Cook’s “I’m The CEO Now, And This Is My To-Do List!” to-do list:

inothernews:

1. Bring back the Zune
2. Windows 9
3. Add features to Microsoft Paint
4. Buy Tumblr
5. Build fort out of HP TouchPads
6. Run Google Maps car off the road
7. Rename iTunes “Napster”
8. Revive Palm
9. Get new Android phone
10. End confusion once and for all, buy Peanuts franchise and introduce Linux as a character

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Portal: No Escape is a must see for everyone, but especially video game fans. The film is directed by Dan Trachtenberg, who has been directing commercials for the last few years, slowly working towards his feature film directorial debut. In May, he directed a horror short film “More Than You Can Chew” for Black Box TV, which got a bunch of people in Hollywood talking. Dan surprise premiered a new short film at Comic-Con, which was met with a standing ovation by the almost packed crowd. The film brings a grounded realism to this sci-fi concept, which is rarely seen in video game movie adaptations. 

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Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.

A:  Change my ringtone on your phone to "The Final Countdown."
Me:  Seriously?
A:  Yeah.
Me:  Can I rename you Gob on my phone then?
A:  I'm going to call you every single day.

I'd be down with world domination so long as I got to design the official letterhead

Sydney:  Aaron stop!
Man Hoppe:  ? What am I doing?
Sydney:  Bea is heading up a plot for world domination. I've just figured it out!
Man Hoppe:  Ahahaha, OK?
Sydney:  Your sister was talking about how the two of you had been paid on time lately, and how that's shady but she wasn't going to ask any Q's. Then it all started to come together in my brain. I joked that bea was probably at the center of some international crime ring until i put it together. TWDHF = Total World Domination Having Fun. Upon further examination there's a globe in her logo.
Man Hoppe:  AHAHAHAHAHA. I love you Syd
Sydne:  She's not really blind, she has corrected Meg on some sight related things, the dogs are part of the plan. Seeing eye dogs are hella smart. She's collecting them and will use them as a part of her fun world domination. I mean how could world domination not be fun if there are dogs involved and the government is unknowingly funding this!
Man Hoppe:  That just made my day. I'll have to watch out for that in the future. I can't let this world domination plan happen.
Sydney:  Only you can stop it. Meg, she'll get swayed in. she loves schemes, and who would blame her. But you, you can rise up and take this "blind" future world dictator down.
Man Hoppe:  Ahahahahaha I can't breath I'm laughing so hard right now and you can count on me to foil her plans.
Sydney:  I just cannot believe we didn't notice it sooner. It's just so obvious now!
Man Hoppe:  I just hope we aren't too late!!
Sydney:  We need to keep that lady off air - if she gets that t.v. show there's no telling what will happen. Humans cannot resist dogs.
Man Hoppe:  No they cant especially if they are yawning ... 1 yawning dong and the world is hers
Sydney:  Maybe there's gas in the dogs. The dogs have gas chambers in their windpipes. They yawn and we're all taken out.
Man Hoppe:  Of course
Sydney:  They aren't real dogs, real dogs couldn't exist with gas chambers in their windpipes - Obama is a robot!
Man Hoppe:  She doesn't have Obama anymore she upgraded to a new model called Chavez :)
Sydney:  Chavez like the Hugo Chavez - could it be any more obvious!
Man Hoppe:  Ahaha
Sydney:  She might pin it on you. With your dark hair and broad shoulders you look way more maniacal than the helpless black 'blind' woman. I shall always refer to her now as 'blind' not blind haha.
Man Hoppe:  So that's why she hired me she must have had this in the works for a while
Sydney:  That clearly means Meg is in on it. She paved the way for you to enter that company. She probably sold you to Bea. They're paying her that money each month to keep you – she's not writing 'blogs.'
Man Hoppe:  Hahahaha. Meg is actually the mastermind behind the whole thing
Sydney:  She would be. Jerk doesn't include me. I love a good mastermind operation and you keep trying to get out and get another job, they must have a wide reach, they are keeping you there - they need you there so you can take the fall

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